whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
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