how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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