Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
Randomize
