Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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