What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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