I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
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