Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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