One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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