You can't motorboat a personality
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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