Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Randomize
