I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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