Christians are straight up FREAKS
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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