You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
NoShamevember. You game?
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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