it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
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