After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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