He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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