i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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