That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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