I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
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