Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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