Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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