I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
Randomize
