i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
His nipple licking is glorious
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