Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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