Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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