I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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