Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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