Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
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