i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
they call him Oral-B. enough said
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
