dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
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