Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
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ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
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