He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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