I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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