for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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