Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Randomize
