her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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