i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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