As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
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