you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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