Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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