"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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