In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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