i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
you didnt know i had herpes?
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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