I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
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