Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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