have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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