we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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