Pregnant stripper...not hot.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
My balls are so social today.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
