So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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