It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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